Oh fried everything, how do I love thee let me count the yeah don't cut the line I'm waiting for my Corned Beef n' Cabbage Eggroll. Don't make a bad guy outta me.
Yes, Stockahz, I miss you all too. Tremendously so. It's been a struggle to maintain some consistency with this website over the last few months, but I wanna make sure I provide, at the very least, the essential info to keep you, the rep film circuit public, but more importantly my precious readers, with the full skinny at yer fingertips. The odd bribe here and there hasn't hurt either. Wait, did I say bribe? I meant graft. Hang on, lemme head to Webster.com...
So to today's point. I'm taking a much-needed overnight VayCay to that most sacred spot I make pilgrimage to every August, one of the very few reasons this Bronx Boy would ever venture into New Jersey. Yes, True Believers, I'm jumping on the ferry and diving head and feet first into the annual Clamfest! And to those who will deem that anatomically impossible, you haven't seen me at Clamfest.
My debauched dietary delvings aside, my real concern is providing you, my loyal cult member, the exacts about this weekend's rep film offerings. My second concern is having a defibrillator at the ready, which could very easily leapfrog into 1st concern, depending on whether they have those Corned Beef n' Cabbage Egg Rolls again, but for the moment it's YOU SWEET YOU!!!
So with heartfelt abandon and whatever acumen you might assume I possess, here are my Picks for the next 3 days. Any gripes you might have regarding my choices? Forward them to Gov. Christie. He's taking calls.