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There are no ongoing series to speak of this day. There is no warmth. No light. No heat. No conditions that would support life in our grand metropolis whatsoever. There is only January, my oldest and most annoying foe, and his spiking of biz at Starbucks and deep chiller of bones over the age of 40. The latter of which I'm only speculating about. Really. No, honest! I have this friend who gets these aches when the cold OH FUCK YOU WINTER!!! WILL YOU LURK OFF INTO YOUR SEASONAL GRAVEYARD AND DIE ALREADY?!?!?
Ahem. The rep circuit doings this molecularly immoble day be thus;
There are no ongoing series that fit the site's criteria to report on today. And let's just face it; it's way too friggin' brick-ass cold outside for that to matter much even to the most ardent Cinegeek. For those MAD enough to brave this return to the Ice Age that isn't as funny without Ray Romano's voice work, here's today's doings on the rep film circuit;
For the life of me I can't fathom why you'd engage in another bout with this insidious Polar Vortex, which makes a return trip to our fair metropolis in sorta the same spirit and frequency as Godzilla's slapsticky jaunts through Tokyo. To those of you true Cinegeeks who will let nothing short of holocaust-by-comet deter them from their cinematic fealty, today's series include the French Institute's CineSalon, repping some truly great Gallic cinema in newly restored prints and DCP, and the Kaufman Music Center's Silent Films/Live Guitars res ipso loquitor. The brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr doings be thus;
January, my bitter foe. You lull the New Yorker into a sort of meteorological Stockholm Syndrome with your wild mood swings; merciful and temperately friendly one day, applying the dreaded Polar Vortex the next. I'm wise to your tricks, old man. The crucifix-like talisman I employ against your seeming authority today? A reminder; just under a month til Pitchers 'n Catchers. Your end looms, foul spirit...